Where I’m at

Okay, for all of my friends, and my wife and two kids, who keep texting me asking me, “So where is this Miley Locks?” or “…is it cold up there in Canada?” I’m doing this show-and-tell for the geographically challenged who can text me.

This is where I'm at. 

It’s “Mille Lacs” and that’s French for “a thousand lakes,” except though Mille Lacs is only, you know, one lake, and a big one, 207 square miles (and maybe even bigger since it’s basically a round lake and they may not have figured in the curves while measuring the squares).