1:05 p.m. Sunday
Philadelphia looks like Philadelphia, a very large city with very large bridges that give me the heebie-jeebies and make me grateful for the shuttle driver who’s carrying me across them.
Cross over the Delaware River via the Walt Whitman Bridge where Navy ships below serve as a background to comparably miniscule 21-foot long Bassmaster Elite Series boats this week, and you’re in Jersey.
But New Jersey doesn’t look like New Jersey.
New Jersey looks like Ohio … or Nebraska … or Iowa.