Angler morphs: Who is this guy?

We at B.A.S.S. think that our Bassmaster Elite Series pros are a pretty good-looking crew. But when you combine their faces, it's like stepping into a room of the planet's oddest looking men.

May 18, 2015

We at B.A.S.S. think that our Bassmaster Elite Series pros are a pretty good-looking crew. But when you combine their faces, it's like stepping into a room of the planet's most unattractive men. Our crew at JM Associates is talented with Photoshop, and after an — We at B.A.S.S. think that our Bassmaster Elite Series pros are a pretty good-looking crew. But when you combine their faces, it’s like stepping into a room of the planet’s most unattractive men. Our crew at JM Associates is talented with Photoshop, and after an “angler morph” or two appeared on Bassmaster LIVE, the audience yelled for more. So the crew made more. This one … can you guess who it is?

It's a blend of Mike Iaconelli and Brandon Card, and thank goodness it's not actually possible to combine their DNA and create that freak of nature. — It’s a blend of Mike Iaconelli and Brandon Card, and thank goodness it’s not actually possible to combine their DNA and create that freak of nature.

So enjoy this gallery of the — So enjoy this gallery of the “worst of the best” — that is, the worst combinations of the best anglers in the world. Want to see a combination that’s not here? Post your ‘dream angler’ in the comments below and we may create your FrankenStick for the next edition of Bassmaster LIVE.

This is Aaron Martens and Morizo Shimizu! Try and guess who each morph is a combo of, and we'll tell you on the slide after it. — This is Aaron Martens and Morizo Shimizu! Try and guess who each morph is a combo of, and we’ll tell you on the slide after it.

Brandon Palaniuk, Charlie Hartley

Mark Menendez, Brandon Palaniuk

Brent Ehrler, Tim Horton

Brian Snowden, Kenyon Hill

Casey Ashley, Chad Pipkens

Clifford Pirch, Bill Lowen

Justin Lucas, Dean Rojas

Kevin VanDam, Dean Rojas

Derek Remitz, Chad Morgenthaler

Paul Elias, Gerald Swindle

Gerald Swindle, Byron Velvick

Hank Cherry, Greg Hackney

Chris Zaldain, James Niggemeyer

Chris Zaldain, Mark Davis

Ken Iyobe, Mike Iaconelli

Cliff Pace, Takahiro Omori

Paul Mueller, Derek Remitz

Randall Tharp, Brian Snowden

Scott Rook, Kevin Short

Alton Jones, Shaw Grigsby

Skeet Reese, Bernie Schultz

Kevin VanDam, Skeet Reese

Skeet Reese, Yusuke Miyazaki

Terry Scroggins, Jordan Lee

Bobby Lane, Chris Lane

Todd Faircloth, John Crews

Tommy Biffle, Cliff Crochet

David Walker, Edwin Evers

Zell Rowland, Joe Sancho

Jonathon VanDam, Kevin VanDam