In March, Greg Hackney pulled a very lively 10-pound, 9-ounce bass out of his weigh-in bag at the first Bassmaster Elite Series event of the 2012 season. "At home, we call this kind a tree-shaker," he said of the St. Johns River bass.
Clever, we thought. Sometimes anglers get caught in a rut saying just "hawg" or "lunker."
So we asked our B.A.S.S. Facebook fans what they call a big ol' bass when they see it. We got more than 1,600 comments! Here's what they said:
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pig, hoss, fatty
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beast, brute, monster
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sucker, giant, dandy
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sow cow
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moose, toad, mule
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whopper
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Sasquatch or Basssquatch
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chunk, chub, slob
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big nasty
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slaunch donkey (credited multiple times to Mark Zona)
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Godzilla, water zilla, hogzilla or Basszilla
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butterball
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football
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bucketmouth
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Rumpletoadskin (by Sv Rider)
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Hog Molly
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biggun'
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girl names: Nadine, Bertha, Mona, Jezebel
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boy names: Bubba, Tyrone, Ned
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big mama or big papa
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Frankenstein
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swamp donkey
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swamp gator
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grass monster
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Big Mac
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wildebeest
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Big Mama Jama
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hippopotobass
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slobber knocker
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chunky monkey
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pole bender
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behemoth
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hydrilla gorilla
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Jolly Green Giant
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Toad Choker
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humdinger
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Slabber Jabber
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Granddaddy
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whale
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log donkey
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moss monkey
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tank, truck, hemi
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Loch Ness Monster
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swamp jockey
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stump knocker
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hammer, bruiser, beefcake
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Boom Boom Pow
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heart attack
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wooly monster
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stud
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game changer
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freak neasty
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Donkey Kong
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Yeti
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T-Rex, Donkeysaurus Rex, Slobosaurus Rex, pteradactyl
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Shamu
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Bernice (1 to 5 pounds), Betty (6 to 9 pounds) and Basheeba (10 and up) -- courtesy of Scott Snow
What do you call a big bass? Post it in the comments below! And like us on the B.A.S.S. Facebook page to connect with anglers just like you — and to show off your very own Basheeba!